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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2711 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 6040 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Join us and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now helps players build their dream bases.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. From a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a dancing chicken who moonwalks whenever someone finds a rare ore, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Minecraft be the light at the end of your darkest tunnel. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world filled with laughter and adventure?