DarkHavenAU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	144	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	105	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	412
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Void Gems Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5347	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Emeralds Found:	2933	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	9592
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17