DarkHavenAU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DarkHavenAU is a medieval fantasy themed Minecraft survival server where many custom functions have been implemented to create a better gaming experience! With custom mobs, Armor and weapons, mounts, ranks and many more! Or if you just like minigames and parkour, we’ve also got that covered. We even have proximity chat!

Create factions and battle your way to the top of the food chain!Feel free to use our discord when playing the game, or even just to chat! We have ‘Join To Create VC’ channels for both casual and faction chatting. Joining will create you a temporary voice channel that you can use to talk to your friends and will disappear when you’re done with it!

Server is compatible with most versions of Minecraft so playing on latest release will work fine. If you want proximity chat to work you will need to be on the same version the server is running on. Help for that is on our discord

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	163	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

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Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	2774	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

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Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3223	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

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Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimension Hops:	9
New Chunks Explored:	331339	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4433
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7218
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
New Chunks Explored:	198498	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nothing Happens Here

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2316
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.