Dark Souls Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique leveling system based on real-life challenges!

Imagine turning your everyday struggles into epic boss fights and leveling up every time you resist the urge to give in. It’s like living in a real-life RPG where every day without a stroke is a victory!

Join us on this crazy journey where you can level up by conquering your inner demons and become the ultimate nofap warrior. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can earn XP points by keeping your hands off your pickaxe?

So come on and join us on this wild adventure where self-control is the key to success. Who knew that Minecraft could be so challenging and rewarding at the same time? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this nofap paradise!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	144	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

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Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2899
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineRichShook

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Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HackCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

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Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	5337
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

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join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the classiest chicken you’ll ever meet and he’s always down for a good time. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that he once built a castle entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Troll, a mischievous player who loves nothing more than causing chaos and blowing things up. Just watch out for him when you’re out exploring, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Schizo Chat Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join us on our server where the chat is so schizo, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be discussing the best way to build a castle, and the next you’re debating whether llamas are secretly plotting to take over the world.

But that’s not all! We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, epic pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground societies that are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	64	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your family time? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no time limits on spending time with your loved ones!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world while also having the freedom to hang out with your family whenever you want. Our server is so family-friendly, even your boyfriend won’t be able to impose his ridiculous time constraints on you!

Don’t let selfish partners hold you back from enjoying quality time with your family. Join our server now and build epic structures with your loved ones by your side – no time limits, no boundaries, just pure fun and freedom!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends

Babysitting, Boundaries, Burnout, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family, family dynamics, Guilt, nephew, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeperWeekends, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stress, Support, Time management, Understanding, weekends

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting every weekend by your sister and her husband? Do you want your weekends back to hang out with friends and relax? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed fun and relaxation without the stress of family drama.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting. You can create your own boundaries and enjoy your weekends the way you want to. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the babysitting duties to someone else. Trust us, it’s way more fun here than dealing with your sister’s constant demands. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no family drama allowed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DisastrousDaveMC SMP

Adversity, Challenges, coping, difficult times, DisastrousDaveMC, emotional, healing, Impact, introspection, Life, Memories, Overcoming, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, strength, Trauma, worst day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild pigs start chasing you, demanding to be fed cake or they’ll blow up your house! Or how about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats? Trust us, you never know what’s going to happen next on our server.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “build a giant toilet out of diamonds”? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable SMP around. Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.