Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	New Chunks Explored:	91262
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8027

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	42	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3