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Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

city, Cut, death, deserve, grassfed steaks, interrupt, knife, Manager, Minecraft, overpaid, Police, Recalled, shipment, Slave, Slavery, smp, Store, travel, underworked, VOICE, wageslaves, wagies, wagies deserve it, wasted gas

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	730	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperCounselor

anxiety, bipolar disorder, coping strategies, CreeperCounselor, depression, eating disorder, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, OCD, panic attacks, ptsd, schizophrenia, self harm, stress, support group, Therapy

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from all the stress in your life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let all your worries melt away as you embark on epic adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant roller coasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your mental health level up to diamond status! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner – they’re more dangerous than a horde of angry zombies on a rampage.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Spycraft Minecraft Server

Bans, Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital communication, encrypted messaging, FEARS, Government, internet, Messaging, Minecraft, national security, official use, political tensions, privacy, Russian spying, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Surveillance, Technology, telegram app, Ukraine

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PolarBearPurgeCraft

animal control, animal encounter, Arctic, climate change, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, Iceland, law enforcement, nature conservation, polar bear, polar bear sighting, polar regions, PolarBearPurgeCraft, rare, Shooting, unexpected visitor, wildlife, wildlife management

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9084
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Towns Built:	9
Ores Mined:	4014	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

Community, Create, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, Friendly, Geographic, Geopolitical, large map, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, nation, new, Oil, Roleplay, Server, smp, smp server, Steam, Steel, Survival, welcome

We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Drool, Events, Forge, Homes, invite, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, PvP, Quests, Ranks, RPG, rule, server ip, Staff, Time, Tpa, villagers

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mines Excavated:	3414	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoObsoProductsMC

anti-obsolescence products, durable goods, durable products, eco-conscious items, eco-friendly products, enduring products, lasting items, long-lasting items, long-term goods, non-disposable items, non-perishable goods., NoObsoProductsMC, planned obsolescence, products, Quality Goods, reliable products, sustainable goods, sustainable products, timeless items, timeless products

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

advanced training, Air Force, Aviation, cross-border collaboration, Defense, fighter jets, fighter pilots, flight school, France, French jet training, International cooperation, military alliance, military aviation, military training, Minecraft, nato, pilot program, pilot training, Server, skilled pilots, Ukraine, Ukrainian pilots, UkrainianPilotz

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastin, confirmation, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israeli airstrike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military leader, military official, political violence, regional tensions, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, top official

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	183	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Animals Bred:	12	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	461	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0