DakiBitch Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MinedHype: A Server So Good, Even Your Dog Will Want to Play. Join us for a Mined-blowing Time!

Build Gallery., Claims, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, dog, Economy, Good, Grief, Join, Map, Minedblowing, MinedHype, Nether, non-p2w, Overworld, Play, Protection, Public, Reset, Server, Shop, smp, statistics, Survival, Teleportation, Time, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30
Build Gallery	https://minedhype.com/builds

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Map: https://map.minedhype.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty VShojo+ Server

ari, Crafty, Froggy, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, Server, vshojo, VShojo members, vtuber community, Vtubers, zen

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the chat! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. Mouse might be AFK, but don’t worry, Ari, Froggy, and Zen are here to keep you entertained with their virtual antics.

But wait, there’s more! Michi is about to drop a new lore video and debut a new outfit that will blow your mind. And who knows what other surprises are in store for you on this server. Just remember to keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the bait and reporting any trolls. And above all, be excellent to each other, because we’re all here to have a good time.

Join us on this server where Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen are waiting to play with you. From crazy adventures to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Who needs diamonds when you have VShojo and vtubers to keep you entertained?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP Gang

495322860, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, communities, cross-faction, cross-realm, EU, Gang, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Guilds, invite, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, NA WoWg community, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, smp, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because THE WAR WITHIN is here to shake things up! Join our server and prepare for epic battles, treacherous betrayals, and alliances that will make your head spin.

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are ready to take on any challenge. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you in THE WAR WITHIN. And with guilds and communities that are cross-realm and cross-faction, you never know who you’ll be teaming up with next.

So why should you join THE WAR WITHIN? Because where else can you ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to do your bidding? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join THE WAR WITHIN today and get ready to unleash your inner warrior!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Water Cooled Minecraft Server

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join this epic minecraft server where we don’t overheat because the human body is watercooled. yes, you heard that right. our players are so cool, they literally have water running through their veins to keep them from getting too hot.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

2P2L

1.21.1, 1.8.9, active community, Anarchy, anarchy gameplay, anarchy server, awesome server, bedrock, Cool plugins, Cross-Play, crossplay, discord server, home, java, Join Server, Mexico server, minecraft community, No Lag, Plugins, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, Survival, survival server, Tpa

Are you looking for an awesome anarchy server? Then this is the perfect server for you!!! We got cool plugins like tpa, home, back and so much more!!!!!1 Crossplay between java and bedrock! 1.8.9 – 1.21.1 !!!! Active community!!!!! Discord server! (please join) What are you waiting for? JOIN 2P2L TODAYY!!! also don’t worry about the server being in Mexico it will run fine, no lag

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Dee SMP

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A small SMP originally made for the viewers of Deejysayshi on Twitch and Tiktok! We have now opened this to the public and invite you to join us on our journey.

To join you must be a member of the server discord! discord.gg/Mnu484UtGs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5949	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Perakee’s Struggle for Survival: Where land claim = survival & teams are optional! 🌲💥

banned, Cheaters, Claim, Dedicated, Dynmap, Europe, Expanded, Fresh community, hard difficulty, Hardware, Land, Land Claim, mod, night, Optional, Perakees, smp, Solo, Struggle, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Voicechat, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Perakee’s Survival
Map	http://perakee.xyz:8123/ or http://145.239.68.128:8123/
Join	perakee.xyz or 145.239.68.128
Discord	https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Features:

Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up!
Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time.
Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped.
Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla server?	Yes, it is a vanilla survival server.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can share your land and team up with others.
Is there a world border?	Yes, but it can be expanded at any time.
What difficulty is the server set to?	The server is set to hard difficulty.
Where is the server located?	The server runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SeatCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Conversation, coping, counseling, emotions, Empathy, guidance, healing, Listening, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, negative feelings, positivity, SeatCraft, self-care, Server, Support, Talking, Therapy, Understanding, welcome, wellbeing

Welcome, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have a seat and let’s chat about all those negative feelings you’ve been having lately. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing creepers. Or why not relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… we think).

But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive club of players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses. Trust us, it’s a real game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine hidden beneath the spawn point. Happy crafting!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9879
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, Censorship, chatbot arena, DataGemma, Development, general, Glossary, inference engines, japanese, Llama, LMG, local ], local language models, machine learning, Minecraft, Mistral, models, news archive, programming, Qwen, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation UI, VRAM calculator

Welcome to the most chaotic and wild Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to the discussion and development of local language models, but don’t let that fool you, things get absolutely bonkers here.

Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, on /lmg/ you’ll be training Qwen 2.5 on an 18 trillion token dataset while riding a llama that’s been quantized to b1.58 through finetuning. And let’s not forget about Mistral releasing a new 22B model with 128k context and function calling – it’s like trying to navigate a maze while juggling flaming potatoes.

But that’s not all, we’ve got DataGemma with DataCommons retrieval that will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably at the same time. And if you think you can handle the madness, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena where AI’s battle it out, or the Censorbench where things get so censored, you’ll question reality itself.

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of insanity and chaos, join /lmg/ today and see if you can survive the madness of local language models in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DataMinedCraft

lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AbnormalMC

LifeSteal, Parkour, Survival PVP Creative Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Factions Economy Towny Quests Dungeons Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Bedwars Prison Parkour Skywars Build Battle

Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Star Shards Collected:	54	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

100+ Origins, armourer’s workshop, banana, Bananas, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, Code, Create addons, Customizable Player Models, Farmer’s Delight + addons, HANDCRAFTED, Join our Discord Server, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Massive Dungeons, minecraft with, modpack link, monkeys, Network, plenty more decor and block options, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Features
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
Are there any donation options available?	Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Decade Minecraft Server

10 years later, Bombing, Boston Marathon, CONVICTED, convicted felon, criminal, death row, Decade, domestic terrorism, Forgotten, INSANE, Justice, Minecraft, perpetrator, Prison, punishment, regretful, regrets, remorse, remorseful, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7502
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0