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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9159 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8370 |
Mines Excavated: | 3591 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3795 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?
And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!