DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2754
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Animals Bred:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Love Letters Sent:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mines Excavated:	1655	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Items Found:	6270
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5685
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8142
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.