Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Farms Harvested: 658 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6602
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7731
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Farms Harvested: 701
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 241
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Villages Defended: 9 Runes Activated: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Farms Harvested: 747
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3741 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Crops Grown: 6774 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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