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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 628 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.
And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?