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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7378 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5870 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.
And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?