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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8722 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3881 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
1. Our server is like a safe space, just like the player’s grandma’s house. Except here, you can actually close the door to your room and have all the privacy you want. No broken doors here!
2. We have a strict no kids policy, so you won’t have to worry about any 5-year-olds breaking your stuff. And if they do, we’ll scold them, not you!
3. Need a translator? No problem! We have a team of multilingual players ready to help you out. Say goodbye to awkward language barriers!
4. Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama. No jealous step-siblings or overbearing step-parents here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a drama-free paradise!
