Dad’sDineTime | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8352

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TripTreats4Kids

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Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7318
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

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So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	65
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5347	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GearedToSurvive

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Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PeepHub

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Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3196	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1432	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	591959	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
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Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Armor Forged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TripWithoutBae

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Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Farms Harvested:	275	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

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Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1664	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!