Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DreamCarCraft

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Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	4314
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VovchanskVillagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bread Winners Lose Most

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join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3581	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	164
Mines Excavated:	2163	Crops Grown:	4012
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BookCrafters

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Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

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OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ores Mined:	4047
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

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so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Buildings Constructed:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.