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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 121 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.