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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9812 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 625 |
Crops Grown: | 5279 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.