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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4580 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.