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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5746 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 1324 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 39 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.