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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4607 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 243 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
Mines Excavated: | 2965 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.