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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5734 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2275 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3518 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.