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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 365 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.