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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3643 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1520 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4800 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.