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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2719 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 740 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.