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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3754 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.