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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2506 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.