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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8027 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.