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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1204 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 9189 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.