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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1849 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5159 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.