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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9956 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.