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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4316 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 418 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Votes: | 7496 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.