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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9333 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Crops Grown: | 4600 |
| Ores Mined: | 2121 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you won’t encounter any angry dads capsizing boats and blaming you for their wetness! Our experienced sailing coach turned Minecraft expert is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of block-building adventures.
Join us for a chance to prove that you’re not just a “dumb kid” but a master builder in the making. Show off your skills and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to reenact the epic showdown between Terry and our sailing coach, in which case, bring your popcorn!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to sail through virtual oceans, build magnificent structures, and maybe even encounter a few salty sea dogs along the way. So come aboard and set sail for a Minecraft experience like no other – just remember to follow the coach’s instructions, or you might find yourself capsized in a sea of laughter!
