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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6706 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 6724 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you won’t encounter any angry dads capsizing boats and blaming you for their wetness! Our experienced sailing coach turned Minecraft expert is here to guide you through the treacherous waters of block-building adventures.
Join us for a chance to prove that you’re not just a “dumb kid” but a master builder in the making. Show off your skills and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to reenact the epic showdown between Terry and our sailing coach, in which case, bring your popcorn!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to sail through virtual oceans, build magnificent structures, and maybe even encounter a few salty sea dogs along the way. So come aboard and set sail for a Minecraft experience like no other – just remember to follow the coach’s instructions, or you might find yourself capsized in a sea of laughter!
