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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4605 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.
Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!
Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.
