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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9820 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5744 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8521 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
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