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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4913 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 193 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
We have unsolicited pointers galore, just like in real life! From telling you your virtual shorts are too short to your virtual room being too messy, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, your virtual dad will still find ways to make you feel guilty about spending virtual money.
But hey, on our server, you can make millions working at virtual Nvidia and your virtual dad will actually be proud of you! Show off your virtual patent inventions and bask in the virtual glory of your career achievements.
Join us and practice kind rebellion by telling your virtual dad “that’s very nice of you to suggest, I’ll think about it” while secretly plotting your virtual escape. And if things get too intense, just roll up into a little ball and hide in your virtual room – just make sure it’s not too messy!
So if you’re feeling emotionally enraged and in need of a virtual escape, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual rebellion and chaos at your fingertips?
