Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think you should wait on your husband hand and foot? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own rules and assign chores to whoever you want – even if it’s just making sure the virtual cows are fed. Plus, if anyone gives you grief, you can just block them (literally) and move on with your day.

So come join us and let off some steam by mining, crafting, and exploring in a world where you call the shots. Who knows, you might even find some virtual therapy in building the perfect pixelated mansion to escape to when the in-laws get too much to handle.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 137 Vanishing Items Found: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 381
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3277 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8806 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Potions Brewed: 49
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 222 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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