Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cradle of Civilizations

    Cradle of Civilizations

    USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TurtleCraftNetwork

    TurtleCraftNetwork

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EmeraldsMC

    EmeraldsMC

    Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FunnyMcraft

    FunnyMcraft

    Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SynthCraft

    SynthCraft

    SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Alpha Prison

    Alpha Prison

    Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Potions Brewed: 75 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SqueejCraft

    SqueejCraft

    SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lunarsky

    Lunarsky

    Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7857 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CarrotMC

    CarrotMC

    CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Crops Grown: 2529 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineClassic

    MineClassic

    Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 275
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5971

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KronosMC

    KronosMC

    KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ProsperityCraft

    ProsperityCraft

    Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gempers Place

    Gempers Place

    Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crown Lands

    Crown Lands

    Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 200503 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SkyUtopia.net

    SkyUtopia.net

    Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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