Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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