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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8538 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 447034 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!