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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8398 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3554 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!