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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4703 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!