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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6523 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5864 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!