DadBodBabyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a new escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s dad and his young new wife.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family drama, create outrageous storylines, and even start a virtual baby boom if you so desire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where tough love is necessary, just like in the story above.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7758
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Towns Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6910	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3204
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Towns Built:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6206	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	2134
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.