DadBodBabyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a new escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s dad and his young new wife.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family drama, create outrageous storylines, and even start a virtual baby boom if you so desire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where tough love is necessary, just like in the story above.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	241	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	52
Ores Mined:	1276	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Items Found:	2415
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	934487
Animals Bred:	154	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Star Shards Collected:	66
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	4129
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	214	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	8436
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	428369
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.