Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet all kinds of interesting characters, including a boyfriend from Portugal who just so happens to be a neo-conservative! Join us for some wild adventures as we navigate through Europe and battle against liberal mobs. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle like the one mentioned above! So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, no funny business with your boyfriend or you might end up with some unexpected consequences!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 New Chunks Explored: 620760
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AutisticSisMCServer

    AutisticSisMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

    Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

    Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Farms Harvested: 434
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BlockPartyFamVacay

    BlockPartyFamVacay
    Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

    Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

    FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Towns Built: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Runes Activated: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 193 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 7190 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 2336
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 492

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Chimeras Created: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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