Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	140
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6639	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Love Letters Sent:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.