Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Greenborn

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft 100% vanilla at the moment without rules or mods, non-premium —————————————————————————————————–

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bountiful

Antigrief, bedrock, Chestshop, Economy, Fishing, Jobs, MCMMO, Survival

Bountiful is a fun, free way individuals and families can gather together to enjoy a Minecraft experience where community and cooperation come first. A dedicated Java Survival server, Bountiful offers a non-toxic playing environment, in which Admins. Moderators and Helpers provide frequent in-game supervision

Bountiful can be reached at:

Bedrock bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 19132

Java bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 25565

Thank you! If you have questions or issues, please contact us using the #support channel in Discord.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

town0

Roleplay, Survival

A PLAYER RUN TOWN SERVER rules: no griefing: 1 day to 1 month ban depending on scale no abuse of rank: 1 month to permanent ban depending on scale remember: *please vote. you get no reward except for the fact that this server is put in front of the eyes of more people. I’d appreciate it. *abuse of rank means that you are an admin that went into creative without permission, or was involved in anything illegal on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InfinitiveMC

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

InfinitiveMC Railbattle(new mode) KitPvP survival and more upcoming gamemodes(still under development)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Slivermc

Server IP: play.slivermc.nl

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HeloCade Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HeloCade Network ————————————————— Events – $$$ Practice – Work In Progress KitPvP – Work In Progress ————————————————— Discord – https://discord.helocade.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Faction

Factions, PvP, Survival

We are currently looking for Staff members such as builders, Moderators, Admins, Managers, Developers, ETC. If you think you can help? JOIN! If you can advertise this server by recording or posting things on your social medias, then JOIN HERE! This server will be the next thing with your help! Thank you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kreys

Dungeons, Economy, Elitemobs, Gui Shop, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Slimefun, Vanilla Survival

SLIMEFUN ELITEMOBS JOBS SKILLS SHOP

If you are looking for a server to play with your friends without lag and great content JOIN!

Our server has dungeons, tombs upon death, no ADMIN abuse, active STAFF, rewards when voting, store, jobs, random meteorites around the map, free of hackers and MANY MORE THINGS!

SURVIVAL [1.8.9-1.19.3] BEDROCK Y JAVA SLIMEFUN, ELITEMOBS, SHOP, SKILLS

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.