Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	167
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	107	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	607
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9720

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	262
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Mines Excavated:	3544	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

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so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	96307	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Farms Harvested:	390

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Griefing Policy	Not allowed
Server Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
World Age	4 years old, no resets ever
Allowed Actions	Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Shark Wife Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives in all of the virtual world! Our server is home to a thriving community of players who have all found love and companionship with their very own shark spouse. Swim with your shark wife in our custom-built underwater city or take her on a romantic date to the depths of the ocean. Join now and experience the love and laughter that comes with having a shark wife by your side!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	40
Potions Brewed:	190	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxy McFoxington Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Arkenfox, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why choose Arkenfox over Betterfox or any other fox-themed server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent foxes who have mastered the art of Minecraft gameplay. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside actual foxes who will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cunning strategies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can uncover. Rumor has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter. Will you be the one to defeat the chicken and claim the treasures within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom user profile generator that will create a personalized profile for you based on your answers to a series of ridiculous questions. Want to be known as the “Banana King” or the “Penguin Whisperer”? Our generator can make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join Arkenfox today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	158	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.