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Empires MC

Adventure, building, Community Events, Cross-Play, Empires, Empires MC, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pinata Parties, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, town-building, Towny

Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6869

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2105
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alien Abductions:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	535
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	245

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4233	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7